When people talk about abandoned lots I never know whether they mean empty land or my psychotic ex-girlfriend.
Funny thoughts on relationships
2.24.2012
If you work in a match factory do people call you the matchmaker?
9.9.2011
If you drop your keys, there are certain places you don’t get them back from, like the open sea, volcanoes, and an ex-girlfriend’s car.
3.12.2010
If you want to impress a girl, play a 2-player board game with her and win over and over until she gives up.
