All these people saying, “You only live once!” are going to feel pretty stupid someday if it turns out reincarnation is real.
Funny thoughts on reincarnation
2.22.2012
Sometimes when I’m listening to someone talk I can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.
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11.10.2009
If somebody ever kills me, I hope I’m reincarnated as Santa Claus. Then I’ll put them on my naughty list.
