Sometimes I wish people weren’t so dumb, but then who would watch
Funny thoughts on reality
I may have lost my grip on reality but I’ll never lose
The ridiculous thing about cats having Facebook accounts is that cats don’t even have
If by “out of touch with reality” you mean “preparing for the zombie cat invasion,” then you have
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lotthan in real life.
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m justLettuce is funny, right?
My daughter has hadunder her pillow for a week and still nothing from the Tooth Fairy. I’m not sure I believe anymore.
Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for– a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?
Sometimes I wonder if