Sometimes I wish people weren’t so dumb, but then who would watch reality TV?
Funny thoughts on reality
9.18.2012
I may have lost my grip on reality but I’ll never lose my grip on my lightsaber.
9.5.2012
The ridiculous thing about cats having Facebook accounts is that cats don’t even have friends in real life.
8.9.2012
If by “out of touch with reality” you mean “preparing for the zombie cat invasion,” then you have a warped sense of what is real.
7.26.2012
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lot funnier in cartoons than in real life.
6.28.2012
Sometimes I can’t tell if something is actually funny or I’m just messed up in the head. Lettuce is funny, right?
4.17.2012
My daughter has had her tooth under her pillow for a week and still nothing from the Tooth Fairy. I’m not sure I believe anymore.
1.27.2012
Which Mario Kart bonus would be better for driving in real life – a star or a heat-seeking turtle shell?
3.11.2010
Sometimes I wonder if Star Trek is even real.
