11.18.2011

Am I the only one who thinks question marks are overrated.

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5.4.2011

If anyone ever questions your genius, let him give short, non-incriminating answers, then banish him back to your underground laboratory.

1.25.2011

Will anyone answer this rhetorical question?

6.11.2010

I wonder what it would be like to be inquisitive.

2.4.2010

Oh, I wasn’t ignoring you. I thought those were rhetorical questions.