Funny thoughts on productivity
Every day, write, “Be awesome,” on your to do list. That way you always have at least one thingas done every night.
Sometimes you just have to admit you’reAnd sometimes this happens while you’re still in bed.
If by “workplace productivity” you meanout of old pairs of scissors,” then yes, I deserve a raise.
Arelargely a waste of time? Let’s hold a meeting to discuss.