http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Wed, 23 May 2012 20:35:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/sucker-factory/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/sucker-factory/#comments Thu, 22 Sep 2011 20:36:58 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=3257 I’ll bet sucker factory workers never get tired of calling each other Sucka! and then pretending they were pointing at candy behind them.

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