9.22.2011

I’ll bet sucker factory workers never get tired of calling each other Sucka! and then pretending they were pointing at candy behind them.

Dan's Funny Shirts

"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

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Why do for yourself what you could teach your kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

Kid Monkey Robot Shirt

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5.18.2010

I pretend to care because I care.

9.25.2009

I’m going to attach a fake third leg to my hip. Then I’ll ask everyone to do things for me. “Bad leg, you know.”