If by “out of touch with reality” you mean “preparing for the zombie cat invasion,” then you have a warped sense of what is real.
Funny thoughts on preparation
7.6.2011
Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Unless you have a gun that shoots knives instead of bullets. Then bring lots of knives.
8.26.2009
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but what I’d really like is some postvention.
