If a guy takes a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, what exactly does that mean? Asking for a friend.
Funny thoughts on pregnancy
10.27.2011
I always imagine twins in the womb are like a slow-motion version of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots. Good thing you can press their heads back on.
3.8.2011
I know we’re supposed to take care of mother earth, but she seems so needy lately. Maybe she’s pregnant with a baby earth.
1.20.2011
Pregnant pause: The silence that follows when a woman who is not expecting is asked about her pregnancy.
10.8.2010
I’ve discovered a set of musical notes that, played together, can cause pregnant women to go into labor. I call it the umbilical chord.
9.6.2010
Pregnant women of America, give birth! That’s what Labor Day is all about!
