Dan of the Day » poop

Bull Crap

Dan of the Day — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 18:04:27 +0000

“Bull crap!” I told the old rancher. “Nope,” he replied, “This here’s steer manure.”

Dan of the Day — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:59:34 +0000

When people say, “We’re number one!” I always think of it in bathroom terms. Even then, it’s better than being number two.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:24:36 +0000

I’m glad most people don’t have the same excrement habits as dogs.

Dan of the Day — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:50:03 +0000

When I hear a catchy jingle, I go buy whatever they tell me to, no questions asked. Hopefully they never advertise dog poop.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:39:18 +0000

That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me? Something about fish poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.

Dan of the Day — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:22:05 +0000

The root words of shampoo are sham and poo.