Sharing personal information: “I’m pooped!” Oversharing personal information: “I pooped!”
Funny thoughts on poop
5.30.2012
The Korean word for “request” is “poo talk.”
12.17.2010
“Bull crap!” I told the old rancher. “Nope,” he replied, “This here’s steer manure.”
6.9.2010
When people say, “We’re number one!” I always think of it in bathroom terms. Even then, it’s better than being number two.
3.16.2010
I’m glad most people don’t have the same excrement habits as dogs.
11.5.2009
When I hear a catchy jingle, I go buy whatever they tell me to, no questions asked. Hopefully they never advertise dog poop.
11.2.2009
That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me? Something about fish poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.
7.16.2009
The root words of shampoo are sham and poo.
