“Bull crap!” I told the old rancher. “Nope,” he replied, “This here’s steer manure.”
6.9.2010
When people say, “We’re number one!” I always think of it in bathroom terms. Even then, it’s better than being number two.
11.5.2009
When I hear a catchy jingle, I go buy whatever they tell me to, no questions asked. Hopefully they never advertise dog poop.
11.2.2009
That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me? Something about fish poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.
