Dan of the Day » politics

Save Our Freedoms!

Dan of the Day — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 05:17:00 +0000

Dan of the Day — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 19:47:45 +0000

In honor of today’s royal wedding, let’s all set aside politics and take time once again to make fun of those palace guards with the funny hats.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 18:12:17 +0000

Yesterday I voted my conscience. That’s right – I wrote in Jiminy Cricket for every office.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 18:08:55 +0000

I can’t blame politicians who are flip-floppers. Who can resist comfortable footwear?

Dan of the Day — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 17:02:49 +0000

Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny that aliens are abducting all of the world’s chinchillas.”

Dan of the Day — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:47:58 +0000

Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”

Dan of the Day — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 20:57:45 +0000

Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my stance on any political issue.”

Dan of the Day — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:39:57 +0000

I write “For Sale – $600″ on the windows of random cars and include my senator’s home phone number.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:37:04 +0000

You know what’s more neglected than third-world countries? Second-world countries. You never hear about those guys.