Funny thoughts on politics
4.29.2011
In honor of today’s royal wedding, let’s all set aside politics and take time once again to make fun of those palace guards with the funny hats.
11.3.2010
Yesterday I voted my conscience. That’s right – I wrote in Jiminy Cricket for every office.
10.15.2010
I can’t blame politicians who are flip-floppers. Who can resist comfortable footwear?
6.16.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny that aliens are abducting
6.15.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”
6.14.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my stance on any political issue.”
2.3.2010
I write “For Sale – $600″ on the windows of random cars and include my senator’s home phone number.
4.24.2009
You know what’s more neglected than third-world countries? Second-world countries. You never hear about those guys.