This is reality TV, right? And Scotland is voting itself off the island?
Funny thoughts on politics
7.22.2014
Grammar tip – There’s a difference between lay and lie: You lay a book down. You lie if you’re a politician.
9.5.2013
A democracy is ruled by the people. An aristocracy is ruled by the aristocrats. A theocracy is ruled by Theo from the Cosby Show.
3.22.2013
How can the United States have any international credibility if we continue to harbor country music artists?
11.6.2012
I would like to encourage everyone, whether you’re planning on voting for the same people as me or not, to get out and vote for the same people as me.
Save Our Freedoms!
January 18th, 2012
4.29.2011
In honor of today’s royal wedding, let’s all set aside politics and take time once again to make fun of those palace guards with the funny hats.
11.3.2010
Yesterday I voted my conscience. That’s right – I wrote in Jiminy Cricket for every office.
10.15.2010
I can’t blame politicians who are flip-floppers. Who can resist comfortable footwear?
6.16.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny that aliens are abducting
