4.29.2011
In honor of today’s royal wedding, let’s all set aside politics and take time once again to make fun of those palace guards with the funny hats.
11.3.2010
Yesterday I voted my conscience. That’s right – I wrote in Jiminy Cricket for every office.
10.15.2010
I can’t blame politicians who are flip-floppers. Who can resist comfortable footwear?
6.16.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny that aliens are abducting all of the world’s chinchillas.”
6.15.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”
6.14.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my stance on any political issue.”
2.3.2010
I write “For Sale – $600″ on the windows of random cars and include my senator’s home phone number.
4.24.2009
You know what’s more neglected than third-world countries? Second-world countries. You never hear about those guys.
