Anyone who says it’s nice to be recognized has clearly never been in a police lineup.
4.11.2011
I’m often told I drive like Mario Andretti. My usual response is, “Why thank you, officer.”
11.23.2009
Once this guy asked me to stop shouting at people, so I put him under citizen’s arrest. Turns out he was a cop. A jerk cop.
8.21.2009
“Ignore it and it will go away.” Yeah, right. Now I have TWENTY cop cars behind me and they’re laying road spikes.
