Never try to be someone you’re not, because then people are like, “Hey! You’re not my husband!” and then they
Funny thoughts on police
Ethics dilemma: Are you obligated to report it to the police if you witness a
Ok Mr. of the Day,
What do you do with a Whiny child?
When a cop asks you why you were driving so fast, tell them some idiot was chasing you. Don’t mention that
Cops should have better things to do than harass me foror “disturbing the peace,” or “melting City Hall with that death ray.” Go catch the real criminals.
Whenever I feel like calling the cops, I think, “What if someone called the cops on me?” Then I realize they probably did,and drive to Mexico.
Talk about road rage: running me off the road, brandishing a gun, yelling at me on a bullhorn.
Anyone who says it’shas clearly never been in a police lineup.
I’m often toldAndretti. My usual response is, “Why thank you, officer.”
Once this guy asked me to stop, so I put him under citizen’s arrest. Turns out he was a cop. A jerk cop.