http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Wed, 23 May 2012 20:35:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/tiger-tips/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/tiger-tips/#comments Thu, 25 Aug 2011 20:22:05 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=3107 I’ll bet tigers never have to tip the pizza delivery guy.

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