What are neighbors’for, if not to deposit slices of leftover pizza?
Funny thoughts on pizza
There’s nothing crazy about having big dreams. Unless your dream is about whales swimming in the clouds, eating giant bagel pizzas.
do you need to become one those people who dances on the sidewalk holding a “Large Pizza $5.99” sign?
I’ll bet tigers never have to
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have to start seriously wondering why circular objects
I waswhile driving 80 mph, which was not as dangerous as you might think. It was cold pizza, so there was no risk of scalding.
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!