What are neighbors’ mail slots for, if not to deposit slices of leftover pizza?
Funny thoughts on pizza
10.30.2012
There’s nothing crazy about having big dreams. Unless your dream is about whales swimming in the clouds, eating giant bagel pizzas. That’s crazy.
8.31.2012
What college degree do you need to become one those people who dances on the sidewalk holding a “Large Pizza $5.99” sign?
8.25.2011
I’ll bet tigers never have to tip the pizza delivery guy.
8.3.2011
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have to start seriously wondering why circular objects keep smashing into your face.
4.2.2010
I was eating pizza while driving 80 mph, which was not as dangerous as you might think. It was cold pizza, so there was no risk of scalding.
10.29.2009
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!
