I’ll bet tigers never have to tip the pizza delivery guy.
8.3.2011
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you have to start seriously wondering why circular objects keep smashing into your face.
4.2.2010
I was eating pizza while driving 80 mph, which was not as dangerous as you might think. It was cold pizza, so there was no risk of scalding.
10.29.2009
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!
