Electronic devices should fly when you put them in airplane mode.
Funny thoughts on phones
5.9.2014
I would probably answer a lot more phone calls if my ringtone wasn’t such an awesome song.
9.19.2013
Life would be a lot simpler if my phone had an app for sending death threats to people.
3.14.2013
Yes, I have a phone holster. It’s called a pocket.
9.14.2012
Tried to make a phone call but my phone was broken. Actually it was a banana. Anyway, don’t bother texting me. I just ate my phone.
7.31.2012
Is it wrong of me to purposely flush a toilet every time I hear someone talking on their phone in a public restroom?
2.28.2012
They say talking on the phone while driving is distracting, but I’ve found there’s no real impact on my conversations at all.
11.17.2011
I used to hate red lights but with Facebook and Twitter on my phone now I can use the time to tell everyone else how much I hate red lights.
10.19.2011
It’s not only Bruce Banner – anyone can turn into the Hulk if you just make them call a voice-activated phone menu.
9.16.2011
I think my grandpa will get a cell phone as soon as they make one with a rotary dial.
