6.30.2011

Yes, we had pet hospitals when I was a kid. They came in two versions: 20-gauge or 12-gauge.

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1.27.2011

It was raining cats and dogs, so I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.

12.14.2010

My wife said my website needs more pictures, so here’s a photo of animal abuse!

Dressing a cat up like Santa? Tragic case of animal abuse.

8.12.2010

One of the funniest things in the world is a big dog dragging a scrawny person behind it.

3.2.2010

My rental required a “nonrefundable pet deposit.” Shouldn’t that say, “fee?”

8.14.2009

I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.