Yes, we had pet hospitals when I was a kid. They came in two versions: 20-gauge or 12-gauge.
Funny thoughts on pets
1.27.2011
It was raining cats and dogs, so I called animal control. Turns out a tornado hit the local pound.
12.14.2010
My wife said my website needs more pictures, so here’s a photo of animal abuse!
8.12.2010
One of the funniest things in the world is a big dog dragging a scrawny person behind it.
3.2.2010
My rental required a “nonrefundable pet deposit.” Shouldn’t that say, “fee?”
8.14.2009
I keep accidentally eating my pets. Maybe I should get something less appetizing, like a cat instead of a Twinkie.
