“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats
Funny thoughts on pets
11.11.2014
Plot twist: Skynyrd’s Free Bird, but it’s actually about a promotion at a pet shop.
2.27.2014
Rocks aren’t very good pets because if you throw them at someone you can get in a lot of trouble. Never had that problem with goldfish.
10.8.2013
“Pets must be on a leash.” “No smoking.” “No alligators allowed.” I’m starting to think these rules were written just to target me and my smoking alligator.
5.13.2013
Apparently people now think sloths are cute and make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
2.28.2013
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a boring old elephant.
11.20.2012
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get a dog or something.
8.30.2012
We’re now past the dog days of summer. So when do the hamster days of summer start?
5.29.2012
Do dogs stick their heads out of car windows because they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
6.30.2011
Yes, we had pet hospitals when I was a kid. They came in two versions: 20-gauge or 12-gauge.
