“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, I will never trust another human being again.” -Cats
Funny thoughts on pets
Rocks aren’t very good pets because if you throw them at someone you can get in a lot of trouble. Never had that
“Pets must be on a leash.”“No alligators allowed.” I’m starting to think these rules were written just to target me and my smoking alligator.
Apparently people now thinkand make good pets. So I guess there’s hope for my little brother after all.
Kids who ask for a pony are so spoiled. When I was a child the only pet I ever had was a
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get
We’re now pastof summer. So when do the hamster days of summer start?
Do dogsbecause they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
Yes, we had pet hospitals when I was a kid. They came in two versions: 20-gauge or