10.28.2009

As some women age, they start wearing stinky perfume for self preservation. Yes, that smell is formaldehyde.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

$14.95 and up
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