Maybe hippies put flowers in the barrels of guns because they didn’t like flowers and wanted the soldiers to shoot them.
Funny thoughts on peace
6.12.2012
Why can’t Coke and Pepsi people get along? Let’s rise above petty differences in the flavor of battery acid we prefer.
3.14.2012
Cops should have better things to do than harass me for driving “too fast,” or “disturbing the peace,” or “melting City Hall with that death ray.” Go catch the real criminals.
9.8.2011
Maybe we’re alone, or maybe the aliens are peaceful, but wouldn’t it be safest to randomly fire giant lasers into space, just in case?
