9.20.2010

If I were a tree, I wouldn’t be a mighty oak or a maple. I would be a money tree, just to prove my parents wrong.

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7.19.2010

My mother used to tell us to do things “for Pete’s sake.” Years later I found out “Pete” was Peter Frampton.

6.24.2010

Objects in motion tend to be my children. Or was it the other way around? Hold still so I can think straight!

6.22.2010

The nice thing about virgin olive oil is you know it’s not going to reproduce.

6.10.2010

Kids are great! I would say everyone should have kids, but I can think of a lot of exceptions.