Parenting tip: HaveDon’t try to teach your kids multi-variable calculus until they’re at least four years old.
Funny thoughts on parents
I’ll betcould make a kickin’ jazz album.
People who say thereobviously don’t have kids. It’s nighttime that has too few hours.
Kids, iftell them it takes a couple of Cs to spell success, but not a single A or B.
being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.
If I were a tree, I wouldn’t be a mighty oak or a maple. I would be a money tree,
My mother used to tell us to do things “for Pete’s sake.” Years later I found out
Objects in motion tend to be my children. Or was it the other way around?
The nice thing about virgin olive oil is
I would say everyone should have kids, but I can think of a lot of exceptions.