What’s up with zombies being fast and intelligent in the movies now? According to moms, zombies just sit and stare at the TV all the time.
Funny thoughts on parents
9.20.2010
If I were a tree, I wouldn’t be a mighty oak or a maple. I would be a money tree, just to prove my parents wrong.
7.19.2010
My mother used to tell us to do things “for Pete’s sake.” Years later I found out “Pete” was Peter Frampton.
6.24.2010
Objects in motion tend to be my children. Or was it the other way around? Hold still so I can think straight!
6.22.2010
The nice thing about virgin olive oil is you know it’s not going to reproduce.
6.10.2010
Kids are great! I would say everyone should have kids, but I can think of a lot of exceptions.