What is the point of wearing cargo pants if you aren’t even going to fill your pockets with waffles?
Funny thoughts on pants
12.10.2012
It’s cold, windy days like today that make me glad I put on pants this morning.
12.5.2012
It wasn’t until I first saw Spongebob Squarepants that I realized all these other sponges are going around completely naked.
1.19.2012
My niece thinks octopuses don’t wear pants because they have too many legs. ‘Course not. It’s because they’d have to open their fly to eat.
12.22.2011
What’s up with dogs wearing sweaters? If anything, they should wear a pair of pants and a diaper.