Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenseswhen you press the eject button.
Funny thoughts on pancakes
New business plan: Start a hotcake stand. Hope they
would be a lot better at waking me up if it made bacon and eggs every morning. This one just makes pancakes.
I can’t even tell you how disappointed I was to learn that the International House of Pancakes is not, in fact, made of