there is a dolphin, and a time for every porpoise underwater. -The Sea World Bible
Funny thoughts on oceans
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is
Some guy is rebuilding the Titanic and I definitely need a ticket. Can’t wait to re-enact that I’m King of the World! scene
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get
My niece thinks octopuses don’t wear pants because they have too many legs. ‘Course not. It’s becauseto eat.
If youthere are certain places you don’t get them back from, like the open sea, volcanoes, and an ex-girlfriend’s car.
I was at the beach whenmade the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
I find the sound of the ocean relaxing. The seashells duct taped to my ears? Not so much.