My niece thinks octopuses don’t wear pants because they have too many legs. ‘Course not. It’s because they’d have to open their fly to eat.
Funny thoughts on oceans
9.9.2011
If you drop your keys, there are certain places you don’t get them back from, like the open sea, volcanoes, and an ex-girlfriend’s car.
5.3.2011
I was at the beach when global warming made the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
4.8.2010
I find the sound of the ocean relaxing. The seashells duct taped to my ears? Not so much.
Serenity now!