To every ring there is a dolphin, and a time for every porpoise underwater. -The Sea World Bible
Funny thoughts on oceans
7.19.2013
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is gored by narwhals?
3.1.2013
Some guy is rebuilding the Titanic and I definitely need a ticket. Can’t wait to re-enact that I’m King of the World! scene before I drown.
11.20.2012
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get a dog or something.
1.19.2012
My niece thinks octopuses don’t wear pants because they have too many legs. ‘Course not. It’s because they’d have to open their fly to eat.
9.9.2011
If you drop your keys, there are certain places you don’t get them back from, like the open sea, volcanoes, and an ex-girlfriend’s car.
5.3.2011
I was at the beach when global warming made the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
4.8.2010
I find the sound of the ocean relaxing. The seashells duct taped to my ears? Not so much.
Serenity now!
