6.17.2011

There are some things money can’t buy, but nuclear threats can get you most of them.

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5.31.2011

Prediction: WWIII will be started accidentally by missile silo workers hazing the new guy with an authentic atomic wedgie.

5.20.2009

Contrary to popular belief, no swimsuit-clad women were giant-sized by nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. That was Johnston Island.