We should stop talking about the fact that cockroaches will survive a nuclear holocaust. It might give them ideas.
Funny thoughts on nuclear bombs
6.17.2011
There are some things money can’t buy, but nuclear threats can get you most of them.
5.31.2011
Prediction: WWIII will be started accidentally by missile silo workers hazing the new guy with an authentic atomic wedgie.
5.20.2009
Contrary to popular belief, no swimsuit-clad women were giant-sized by nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll. That was Johnston Island.