If by “workplace productivity” you mean “making ninja stars out of old pairs of scissors,” then yes, I deserve a raise.
Funny thoughts on ninjas
12.5.2011
I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
9.28.2011
They say don’t try to be something you’re not, but if I’d done that I’d still be a nobody instead of a ninja assassin gold medalist billionaire.
6.15.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”