6.16.2010

Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny that aliens are abducting all of the world’s chinchillas.”

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails T-Shirt

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

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6.15.2010

Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”

6.14.2010

Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my stance on any political issue.”