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Funny thoughts on neighbors
If you plant bushes to keepout of your yard, technically that’s a hedge against inflation.
Most success requires hard work, but with just some bird food andyou can get a duck to crap on your neighbor’s porch every day.
That skinny neighbor kid who was taking Karate would’ve beenif I were a thin piece of wood.
What are neighbors’for, if not to deposit slices of leftover pizza?
from 2-2:30 AM and the neighbors don’t care, but I bark back for 30 seconds and suddenly they’re annoyed.
If you call it “decapitating the lawn” instead ofit’s easier to explain to your neighbors why you don’t believe in doing it.
There’s no experience quite like cutting your own liveout of your neighbor’s yard.
The zoning board denied my request to build a huge tower in my yard. Apparentlymy neighbors” isn’t good enough justification.
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or be surprised when their neighbors watch them