If you call it “decapitating the lawn” instead of “mowing the lawn,” it’s easier to explain to your neighbors why you don’t believe in doing it.
Funny thoughts on neighbors
12.6.2011
There’s no experience quite like cutting your own live Christmas tree out of your neighbor’s yard.
7.19.2011
The zoning board denied my request to build a huge tower in my yard. Apparently “lording over my neighbors” isn’t good enough justification.
12.13.2010
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or be surprised when their neighbors watch them get dressed.