I won’t believe your government conspiracy theories until I’m dragged out of my house into a black van in the night like all my neighbors were.
Funny thoughts on naivety
9.27.2011
It’s okay to make fun of homeschoolers because they’re too naive to realize you’re insulting them.
7.29.2011
When I was a kid, I wanted to live on clouds. Now that I’m not so naive, I know that would quadruple my odds of being abducted by aliens.
8.9.2010
I’m conducting a study on naivety. Please send $5 for more information.