I won’t believe your government conspiracy theories until I’m dragged out of my house into a black van in the night like all my neighbors were.
9.27.2011
It’s okay to make fun of homeschoolers because they’re too naive to realize you’re insulting them.
7.29.2011
When I was a kid, I wanted to live on clouds. Now that I’m not so naive, I know that would quadruple my odds of being abducted by aliens.
