The story about George Washington saying, “I cannot tell a lie,” was all a lie. So you don’t have to be honest anymore.
5.11.2011
Look, if you buy a house in a flood plain, you’re not getting any sympathy from me when the Kraken eats your poodle.
1.10.2011
They say you shouldn’t throw rice at weddings, but it’s so much cheaper than Alka-Seltzer.
10.18.2010
You know what you can never find when you need one? Leprechauns. Where are those little guys?
