7.19.2010

My mother used to tell us to do things “for Pete’s sake.” Years later I found out “Pete” was Peter Frampton.

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7.27.2009

Some people think I’m handsome, clever, charming, funny and smart. And by some people, I mean my mom. When I was 4.

4.29.2009

When I was a kid we had a Halloween candle with a red pumpkin on it. Who knew pumpkins were red in China? Also, why did mom ever buy that?