Modern cowboys are fake. Real cowboys have the chest and head of a boy attached to the body and legs of a cow.
Funny thoughts on mutants
7.10.2014
Why can’t people just accept me for who I am: a normal, everyday guy with an arm growing out of my forehead?
4.25.2012
Never shake hands with a zebra. It’s not that they’re mean or diseased, it’s just if they have hands they’re probably evil mutant zebras.
7.1.2010
The problem with breeding mutant mice is it only takes one mutant cat to undo years of work.
2.8.2010
I never really thought about it before, but the thing that made Al really strange was that electrical cord coming out of the back of his neck.
