LeAnn Rimes and Busta Rhymes are related, right?
Funny thoughts on musicians
5.1.2014
Bowling would be more fun if the pins looked like Miley Cyrus.
6.25.2013
Sometimes I think there aren’t enough robots in the world, but then I remember, oh, yeah, Justin Bieber fans.
3.22.2013
How can the United States have any international credibility if we continue to harbor country music artists?
10.22.2012
Trombone players would be more hardcore if the trombones had spikes and were gas powered and were actually chainsaws instead of trombones.
5.9.2012
How to improve golf: Air cannons replace drivers. Air pistols for putting. The Black Eyed Peas in place of holes. Golf balls explode.
11.30.2011
On a scale of 1-10, I think most people would be a 10. I mean, I don’t know anyone who weighs less than 10. Maybe Steven Tyler.
11.14.2011
Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about Keith Richards.
8.18.2010
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Prince is from Minneapolis.
