How to improve golf: Air cannons replace drivers. Air pistols for putting. The Black Eyed Peas in place of holes. Golf balls explode.
Funny thoughts on musicians
11.30.2011
On a scale of 1-10, I think most people would be a 10. I mean, I don’t know anyone who weighs less than 10. Maybe Steven Tyler.
11.14.2011
Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about Keith Richards.
8.18.2010
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Prince is from Minneapolis.