11.30.2011

On a scale of 1-10, I think most people would be a 10. I mean, I don’t know anyone who weighs less than 10. Maybe Steven Tyler.

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11.14.2011

Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about Keith Richards.

8.18.2010

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Prince is from Minneapolis.