Electric fiddles have convinced me that hillbilly music can be cool again. Next up: electric gut bass, electric washboard, electric jug.
Funny thoughts on musical instruments
10.22.2012
Trombone players would be more hardcore if the trombones had spikes and were gas powered and were actually chainsaws instead of trombones.
7.8.2010
I need to hire trumpeters to announce my entrance everywhere. At the gas station: “All rise for His Excellency Dan!”