Make fun of third-wave ska all you want. At least my generation didn’t come up with disco.
Funny thoughts on music - page 2
6.2.2011
Travel tip: In Japan, thank others using this polite phrase: do-mo-ah-ree-gah-to-mis-tuh-ro-bah-to. Then make jerky, mechanical motions.
4.25.2011
So is Triangle Man really that tough, or are Particle Man and Person Man just weaklings?
3.7.2011
The latest depraved trend among teens is something called “saxting,” which I assume involves sending jazz music by phone.
11.15.2010
I never understood that “She’s Always a Woman to Me” song. It’s like Billy Joel was dating a man but was in denial.
10.8.2010
I’ve discovered a set of musical notes that, played together, can cause pregnant women to go into labor. I call it the umbilical chord.
9.1.2010
I can’t carry a tune in a bucket. Frankly, a bucket is not a very good container for one.
8.18.2010
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. Prince is from Minneapolis.
7.19.2010
My mother used to tell us to do things “for Pete’s sake.” Years later I found out “Pete” was Peter Frampton.
6.30.2010
Why do flies suddenly appear every time you are near? Unlike me, they long to be close to you.