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Sun’ll Come Out Tomorrow

Dan of the Day — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:47:09 +0000

I’ll bet that song that says the sun’ll come out tomorrow is really depressing during an Alaskan winter.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:49:24 +0000

I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:51:14 +0000

Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about Keith Richards.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:48:46 +0000

If there was never a guy named Phil Harmonic, then who started all those orchestras?

Dan of the Day — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 19:41:56 +0000

Make fun of third-wave ska all you want. At least my generation didn’t come up with disco.

Dan of the Day — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 19:45:17 +0000

Travel tip: In Japan, thank others using this polite phrase: do-mo-ah-ree-gah-to-mis-tuh-ro-bah-to. Then make jerky, mechanical motions.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 20:26:50 +0000

So is Triangle Man really that tough, or are Particle Man and Person Man just weaklings?

Dan of the Day — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:18:43 +0000

The latest depraved trend among teens is something called “saxting,” which I assume involves sending jazz music by phone.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 15:51:07 +0000

I never understood that “She’s Always a Woman to Me” song. It’s like Billy Joel was dating a man but was in denial.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 08 Oct 2010 19:59:16 +0000

I’ve discovered a set of musical notes that, played together, can cause pregnant women to go into labor. I call it the umbilical chord.