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Opera Idea

Dan of the Day — Tue, 15 May 2012 19:52:54 +0000

Somebody should write an opera about annoying people who sing really loud all the time instead of talking.

Dan of the Day — Thu, 03 May 2012 19:05:16 +0000

Rock-A-Bye Baby: because nothing could be more relaxing than a song about a baby falling out of a tree.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:08:47 +0000

Simon and Garfunkel said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls. Those are some immature, perverted prophets.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:40:17 +0000

I was going say the Smashing Pumpkins’ breakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 21:29:59 +0000

You know that song “Turning Japanese” by the Vapors? Three decades later the lead singer is still just a white British guy.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 20:54:22 +0000

They say 99 Red Balloons is a war protest song, but obviously the message is, “Don’t let go of balloons or everyone will die.” Tell your kids.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:47:09 +0000

I’ll bet that song that says the sun’ll come out tomorrow is really depressing during an Alaskan winter.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 17:49:24 +0000

I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.

Dan of the Day — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:51:14 +0000

Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about Keith Richards.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 18:48:46 +0000

If there was never a guy named Phil Harmonic, then who started all those orchestras?