Plot twist: Skynyrd’s Free Bird, but it’s actually about a promotion at a pet shop.
Funny thoughts on music
10.8.2014
The only people who say, “It’s all about the Benjamins,” these days are guys named Benjamin.
10.3.2014
To every ring there is a dolphin, and a time for every porpoise underwater. -The Sea World Bible
9.17.2014
Things would’ve been a lot different in the 90s if MC Hammer had been an Irish guy named McHammer.
8.29.2014
Even with pumped-up kicks, it’s pretty hard to run faster than a bullet.
7.15.2014
Technically speaking, the song should say, “From where did you come, Cotton Eye Joe?”
5.9.2014
I would probably answer a lot more phone calls if my ringtone wasn’t such an awesome song.
5.7.2014
All the best bands had misspelled names: Led Zeppelin. The Beatles. ‘N Sync.
2.6.2014
Instead of a CD player, what cars need now is a bigger slot that dispenses pancakes when you press the eject button.
11.26.2013
I sort of forgot about Celine Dion, but it’s all coming back to me now.
