I’ll bet that song that says the sun’ll come out tomorrow is really depressing during an Alaskan winter.
1.4.2012
I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.
11.14.2011
Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about Keith Richards.
10.7.2011
If there was never a guy named Phil Harmonic, then who started all those orchestras?
8.15.2011
Make fun of third-wave ska all you want. At least my generation didn’t come up with disco.
6.2.2011
Travel tip: In Japan, thank others using this polite phrase: do-mo-ah-ree-gah-to-mis-tuh-ro-bah-to. Then make jerky, mechanical motions.
4.25.2011
So is Triangle Man really that tough, or are Particle Man and Person Man just weaklings?
3.7.2011
The latest depraved trend among teens is something called “saxting,” which I assume involves sending jazz music by phone.
11.15.2010
I never understood that “She’s Always a Woman to Me” song. It’s like Billy Joel was dating a man but was in denial.
10.8.2010
I’ve discovered a set of musical notes that, played together, can cause pregnant women to go into labor. I call it the umbilical chord.
