Somebody should write an opera about annoying people who sing really loud all the time instead of talking.
Funny thoughts on music
5.3.2012
Rock-A-Bye Baby: because nothing could be more relaxing than a song about a baby falling out of a tree.
4.27.2012
Simon and Garfunkel said the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls. Those are some immature, perverted prophets.
4.20.2012
I was going say the Smashing Pumpkins’ breakup in 2000 ruined my one good Halloween joke, but apparently they’ve reunited and ruined this joke too.
3.19.2012
You know that song “Turning Japanese” by the Vapors? Three decades later the lead singer is still just a white British guy.
3.2.2012
They say 99 Red Balloons is a war protest song, but obviously the message is, “Don’t let go of balloons or everyone will die.” Tell your kids.
1.17.2012
I’ll bet that song that says the sun’ll come out tomorrow is really depressing during an Alaskan winter.
1.4.2012
I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.
11.14.2011
Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about Keith Richards.
10.7.2011
If there was never a guy named Phil Harmonic, then who started all those orchestras?