If I were a hay farmer, I would tell so many hey! hay! jokes that the other farmers would kill me.
Funny thoughts on murder
Cut them to death, hang stuff on their limbs, put them in your front rooms as undead totems and
(Yes, resurrecting an oldie on this one. But the image is new!)
Never trust. Thin people are murderous and will probably try to poison you.
When lovers die in the moviesbut when you kill them in real life it’s just murder.
Owners make cats wear a bell so they can’t sneak up and kill things. So if ahere’s some advice: stay away from that cow.
animals drowning in cheese. “I’ll save you, little guys!” But who will save them from me?
Why aren’t there more comic bookswho use toaster strudels to kill people?
I’m sick of people pushing their moral standards on me. I don’t care what they say,if I want to.
I thinkwith a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.