I’m sick of people pushing their moral standards on me. I don’t care what they say,if I want to.
Funny thoughts on murder
I thinkwith a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lotthan in real life.
It’s a magical time in life when you finally realize that the only way to be truly happy is towho makes you unhappy.
If people respawned somewhere else a few seconds after they die, just like in video games,in real life.
People talk about getting away with murder, but what about getting away with dropping thousands ofon the White House from a plane? Why isn’t that a phrase?
Did you know that the blood in theis actually chocolate syrup? That chick had chocolate blood!
If it weren’t forI would strongly consider going insane. Those guys get away with murder.
Charles Manson used Beatles songs for evil, but I use them for good. I gave a
Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19. I’m more concerned about Pillage, Plunder, Burn and Murder Like a Pirate Day.