When lovers die in the moviesbut when you kill them in real life it’s just murder.
Funny thoughts on murder
Owners make cats wear a bell so they can’t sneak up and kill things. So if ahere’s some advice: stay away from that cow.
animals drowning in cheese. “I’ll save you, little guys!” But who will save them from me?
Why aren’t there more comic bookswho use toaster strudels to kill people?
I’m sick of people pushing their moral standards on me. I don’t care what they say,if I want to.
I thinkwith a houseplant. They don’t make me angry, and I’ve never felt guilty for accidentally killing one.
For some reason dropping pianos on people is a lotthan in real life.
It’s a magical time in life when you finally realize that the only way to be truly happy is towho makes you unhappy.
If people respawned somewhere else a few seconds after they die, just like in video games,in real life.
People talk about getting away with murder, but what about getting away with dropping thousands ofon the White House from a plane? Why isn’t that a phrase?