After a failed career in pro fighting, the Karate Kid alternated jobs as a carwash attendant and fence painter.
Funny thoughts on movies - page 2
11.30.2010
Did you know that the blood in the shower scene from Psycho is actually chocolate syrup? That chick had chocolate blood!
10.28.2010
When that woman rides by on her bike I swear I can hear someone playing the theme for the Wicked Witch from Oz.
8.24.2010
Did you know Indiana Jones and Han Solo are actually the same person?! The wonders of time travel never cease to amaze me.
8.17.2010
I want to sing backup for Disney movies just so I can get paid to belt out stuff like, “A lot of sand… Crustacean band!”
3.11.2010
Sometimes I wonder if Star Trek is even real.
9.2.2009
I wear 3D glasses all the time now, because you never know when you might come across something that’s in 3D.
5.19.2009
Just once I want someone to make a movie that’s sideways on the screen so I can watch it laying down without getting a kink in my neck.