You can lead a gift horse to water but you can’t look him in the mouth. Horses have lots of rules.
Funny thoughts on mouths
2.20.2012
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and you should never tell anyone?
8.26.2011
If you follow the idiom, “Put your money where your mouth is,” you should never put your money in a bank. Unless it’s a mouth bank.
8.4.2011
If I had tentacles, I’d use the extras to knit socks at all times. When people ask why, I’d open their mouth and put a sock in it.
9.22.2010
I don’t say, “Bless you,” when people sneeze, but if they forget to cover their mouth I give a polite, “Curse you.”