When is a zucchini from my garden too big to eat? Also, at what point does it begin eating children?
Funny thoughts on monsters
10.29.2010
Halloween: The kids are scared of ghosts and monsters. The adults are scared people will think they’re pedophiles if they don’t give out candy.
8.13.2010
If I were a vampire, I wouldn’t drink human blood or even animal blood- I would drink chocolate milk, because it’s pretty healthy and oh-so-tasty.
2.8.2010
I never really thought about it before, but the thing that made Al really strange was that electrical cord coming out of the back of his neck.
