How to save the orangutans:
1) Teach them to play hockey.
2) Make millions off hockey league. 3) Buy lots of duct tape. Duct tape fixes anything.
If I had a talk show, I would staff it entirely with apes. Then we’ll kidnap Jane Goodall, and at last I will be the chimpanzee lady!
I went to the zoo to see if we really are related to monkeys, and one of them threw poo at me. That’s my cousin, alright.
Why do for yourself what you could teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?
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