If I had a talk show, I would staff it entirely with apes. Then we’ll kidnap Jane Goodall, and at last I will be the chimpanzee lady!
Funny thoughts on monkeys
11.17.2010
I went to the zoo to see if we really are related to monkeys, and one of them threw poo at me. That’s my cousin, alright.
2.25.2010
Why do for yourself what you could teach a kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?
