The amazing thing about Scrooge McDuck is not his phenomenal riches but his ability to dive into solid gold coins without being hurt.
Funny thoughts on money
1.14.2014
I always laugh when people say, “Another day, another dollar,” because I make like five times as much as them.
8.15.2013
carpe diem: seize the day
carpe dime: seize ten cents
carp dime: ten cents in fish money
4.12.2013
I always thought capitalists were just people who lived in Washington D.C. or Brussels or Moscow or places like that.
4.9.2013
If you’re a billionaire and you don’t ride a zebra around town now and then, you don’t deserve to be rich.
1.23.2013
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say, “If I had a dime…” I would throw it at them violently.
12.7.2012
Fact: If you ride the gravy train long enough, eventually you arrive in Idaho at the biggest plate of mashed potatoes in the world.
10.15.2012
Do subliminal messages work give me money?
8.6.2012
I don’t have twenty thousand followers on Twitter, but if I did I would send each and every one of them a personal tweet asking for money.
5.21.2012
Sometimes it pays to have a job.
