8.12.2011

Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
But if you make a gaffe
and you can’t get a laugh

then just make up a joke about farts

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6.28.2011

Estate sale – You’re doing it wrong:

Estate Sale sign misspelled as A State Sale

I was really excited about this until I found out the state for sale was Arkansas.

6.27.2011

In order to reduce my typos, could everyone named Brian please just change your name to Brain?

6.18.2010

In his first blunder as a supervillian, Dr Croc mistakenly referred to his cretins as “croutons.”