If you want to drive a perfectionist insane, tell them you’ll be sure to cross all the i’s and dot all the t’s.
Funny thoughts on mistakes
5.9.2013
Why do some people get so upset when you think their antique vase is a chamber pot?
8.12.2011
Comedy is an art
It’s a talent that comes from the heart
But if you make a gaffe
and you can’t get a laugh
then just make up a joke about farts
6.28.2011
Estate sale – You’re doing it wrong:
I was really excited about this until I found out the state for sale was Arkansas.
6.27.2011
In order to reduce my typos, could everyone named Brian please just change your name to Brain?
6.18.2010
In his first blunder as a supervillian, Dr Croc mistakenly referred to his cretins as “croutons.”
8.26.2009
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but what I’d really like is some postvention.
