Prediction: WWIII will be started accidentally by missile silo workers hazing the new guy with an authentic atomic wedgie.
Funny thoughts on military
5.18.2011
New details emerge on bin Laden raid: “When he died, his feet curled up on themselves.” Pentagon still unsure what to do with ruby slippers.
11.16.2010
So relieved to find out the “black ops” people have been talking to me about is just a video game. I was worried my cover had been blown.
7.7.2010
One nice thing about being a commando is you don’t get embarrassed washing your underwear at the laundromat.