To really annoy, ask, in all seriousness, “When is Cinco de Mayo this year?”
Funny thoughts on Mexico
In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little
Whenever I feel like calling the cops, I think, “What if someone called the cops on me?” Then I realize they probably did,and drive to Mexico.
My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time
Myth: Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. Fact: It’s actually the celebration of 5