To really annoy your Spanish teacher, ask, in all seriousness, “When is Cinco de Mayo this year?”
Funny thoughts on Mexico
8.29.2013
In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little carnival workers”.
2.27.2012
Whenever I feel like calling the cops, I think, “What if someone called the cops on me?” Then I realize they probably did, and drive to Mexico.
11.16.2011
My life is like a Mexican soap opera. Not because of drama or plot twists, but because most of the time I have absolutely no idea what’s going on.
5.5.2011
Myth: Cinco de Mayo is Mexican Independence Day. Fact: It’s actually the celebration of 5 jars of mayonnaise.
