5.25.2010

Once I tried to rob an armored car only to discover that it was an ambulance. I made off with a defibrillator and 3 bags of saline solution.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

$14.95 and up
All shirts...

5.8.2009

I saw an ad the other day for laser funny bone removal. It’s about time, medical science!