1.26.2012

I never knew why my high school English teacher didn’t eat the cookies we made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.

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12.21.2010

I will be forever grateful to the scientists who discovered a cure for disco fever.

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5.8.2009

I saw an ad the other day for laser funny bone removal. It’s about time, medical science!

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