Instead of giving you the common cold, rhinovirus should turn you into a rhinoceros.
Funny thoughts on medical science
12.30.2014
When people say, “Down the hatch!” before taking a drink, you have to wonder about their internal anatomy.
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9.23.2014
If a guy takes a pregnancy test and it comes back positive, what exactly does that mean? Asking for a friend.
8.9.2013
Scabs are the body’s natural way of letting other people know you’re an idiot.
7.16.2013
Isn’t restless leg syndrome just people who subconsciously really want to be playing soccer?
3.4.2013
In Harry Potter they can grow back bones, heal deadly wounds and reverse a coma, but apparently nothing can be done for bad eyesight.
11.1.2012
Medical studies have found that sugar does not cause hyperactivity in children. Medical studies are full of crap.
10.31.2012
You want a real scare this Halloween? Swab the palm of your hand and use it to grow a microbial culture.
1.26.2012
I never knew why my high school English teacher didn’t eat the cookies we made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
12.21.2010
I will be forever grateful to the scientists who discovered a cure for disco fever.
