8.18.2009

Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.

Ronald McDonald

Is it just me, or is Ronald putting on some weight? Looks like he's been keeping all the hamburgers to himself.

Dan's Funny Shirts

"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

$14.95 and up
Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
All shirts...

8.3.2009

Food-supply warfare secret weapon: hybrid clones of Kobayashi crossed with the Hamburgler.