Saw a guy with a shirt that said, “In dog beers, I’ve only had one.” I’m thinking that’s maybe 0.3 human beers, so…
Funny thoughts on math
10.5.2010
Sales: We were able to answer 99% of their questions, but they had two we couldn’t answer. Engineer: They asked 200 questions?
3.26.2010
There should be a symbol in math for “mightier than,” as in, “50 is mightier than 73.”
11.6.2009
There are A types of people in the world: Those who understand hex, those who don’t, those who pretend to, those who think it’s a dirty word, those who say it’s witchcraft, those who think it’s part of DNA, those who think it’s where the devil lives, those who can perform the Bat-Bogey Hex, those who like Tex-Mex, and those who vex T-Rex by working on their pecs and flex while eating Chex and getting in wrecks because they’re rubber necks.
5.28.2009
In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.